Ok, my sis just gallivanted to somewhere. So, I have decided to colonize the com! I have to make this chop chop ok, I can imagine her fuming with madness already…..

So this incident happened like a month ago? I think I’m a habitual liar lah, in fact I think everyone is or has been. Oh I’ll go to hell and burn in it I think. Unless I repent. Oh, the boy who cry wolf haha. I think if something really happen to me, everyone won’t believe anymore haha. Like if I get cancer or something. Oh and my nose will grow until as long as pinnochio to let birds land on it wtf.

(hmm, why am I such an avid believer of fables?)

Okay, so during the day of chinese o levels, I told everyone(almost) on my msn list that. I. *gasp* didn’t.*gasp* wake. *gasp*up. for*gasp*.my*gasp*.o*gasp*.levels.*gasp*

Some people gasped. Some people fainted. Some people became wide-eyed. Ok lah, they are stupid enough to believe me or they are in total oblivion.

Those who knew me well told me to fuck off (oh what polite friends I have.) I dunno why, I get a thrilling sensation when people fall for my trick, albeit a lousy one.

Well, this also tests one’s reaction to the environment! Whether their senses are sharp enough or not. Whether they can smell anything fishy or not.

Ok, so only 3/10 of the people didn’t fall for my trick. Cause they know I’m already in Higher Chinese. Cause they already know I got A1 last year and I’m being hiao bai hahaha.

It was amusing to see different reactions sprouting from different people growing up in different environments, being spoonfed with different informations and inculcated with different values.

I like nick’s reactions the most. He said:” nevermind lah, still can take at the end of the year right?” Bravo! Excellent! wonderful! Marvellous! He totally stood out from the crowd. Because most of the people went like “YOU DIE LAH!” or “zomg, HOW?” Walau, why everyone so cynical one. Can be more refined and composed not?

美丽的文明古国，水上之都威尼斯（但现在已属于意大利了）。可是这张照片死气沉沉的，并没有反映出威尼斯的风采。

但是不用紧，photoshop always saves the day! 哈哈。

经过我一番具专业性修改，有没有让你眼前一亮的感觉？很晶莹剔透勒~但好像有点用词不当，那时来形容皮肤的吧！

所以今天的良言忠告是：千万不要相信网上的照片！也千万不要相信瘦身广告！

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怎么觉得有时候眼睛像沾到大便还是被鬼遮眼似的，

总是错误地审判许多人与事。

或许疾风知劲草,日久见人心这句话很对吧。

要经过一段时间才会原形毕露。哈哈，我不是也如此？人都有双重定义吧。

没关系，何处无芳草！ 干吗为了一棵树放弃整片森林呢？

I just read “The Leap Of Love”. It mentioned that love’s fufillment is actually it’s unattainability. You know, all those brooding, sullen heroes of victorian novels that girls swoon over, standing tall and upright outh there upon a wild heath in a wild storm, out of reach.

hmm…food for thought. yumyum. chompchomp. gulgulp. burrrrp. In a sentence, I’ve sumed up the process of digestion wtf.

“But the One strengthens you, lifts you up and does not produce anxiety。 When something isn’t right, your intuition keeps trying to let you know by putting nagging doubts in your mind as well as continual anxiety. This is a gut thing, and your gut is rarely wrong”

So I think that the “unattainability” belongs to infatuation, not love. Oh, why am I so laojiao? Shouldn’t I be a teenager with raging hormones that do the dumbest thing in the name of love?

Erm, been there. Done that. Learnt my lesson. full stop.

Have you ever heard this analogy about finding the right one is like waiting for the right bus? The first bus is too cold and shabby so you wait for the next one. The next one is too crowded so you wait for the next one. The next one the uncle got caobin so you wait for the next one. In the end no more bus shift then you have to walk until your leg break arh haha. Then in the end you kena left on the shelves arh then accumulate dust haha. Then the generation line break also. very chi cham.

Okie, my self-esteem has been totally mangled, left lying in a pool of blood on the floor.

I feel like banging myself against the wall and dunking my head into the toiletbowl.

Ok lah, I always have post-haircut depression. Not intellectually stimulating at all right, they say self-esteem should radiate from the interior and not the exterior. But still…

I think that the fashion industry in Singapore is really quite hampered, due to restrictions and suppressions duh.

Haircut= discipline.

I mean if you venture to Japan or Taiwan for a haircut, they’ll really give you the best haircut that compliment your face shape. In Singapore, if they see that u’re clad in school uniform, they’ll chop away your fringe, give a slope and yadda yadda.

What are slopes for anyway? We are not pine trees who need to adapt to the weather by having slope structure to let SNOW slide off. (wtf, i know my geography well!.)

Not everyone looks good without a fringe. Not me. I dont have samsung-high-definition sharp features.

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Back to prominence!

I havent blog for almost a year wtf, now I’m suffering from withdrawal symptoms while totally clueless while im staring at my steely black keyboard. My eyes gonna pop out already.

The reason why I’m back is because im going KEESIAO. I need a revenue to vent my frustrations/angers/irritations etc etc, (fill in the rest of the blanks yourself.)

I’m starting to dislike my flash banner now. I know sabrina did a great job but i hate how my face pops up from nowhere and the attention seeking words there =.= I’m so out of that phase already, im sixteen now wtf.

The big o’s are here. No, i dont mean orgasm =.= it’s the Cambridge Ordinary Level exams. Eh, i put all captial letters like its so grand and magnificent. hahaha.

I mean in school there’s demanding teachers, rambunctious students, tik ko cleaners (wtf) and at home there’s a nagging mother. And then there’s an ambiguous lover. I need a listening ear lah.

So it’s back to square one again, I will still be drawing cartoon in the near future, just that im too lazy now. Is there a cure for laziness? hahaha. Do notify me if there’s one, im seriously the most suffered patient of this phenomenal condition.

So there’s only one path out of this valley of gloom, one sure bet to beat the boreds and one way to shed this shroud of gray I wear! Imma gonna revert to my old ways! But with a new blogging attitude that is. Me gonna blog positive, funny, sarcastic stuff from now on, yeap.

I know my post was a little bit er-xin last time but everyone’s entitled to a past ok. so its perfectly normal ok. so u dont talk ok.

I was a fuel-injected writer but now a fading star trying to repolish its lustre (so poetic,wtf.)

In this hectic year, I have found out that people aren’t wicked or noble, they’re like chef’s salad, with the good and bad things chopped up and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict. (another round of random poeticness, eh is there such a word or not?)

I had incurred wrath, wrath has been incurred. Some flew off their handle threw into fits of anger. I was hot on trail. I was crumbled!

I behaved in a taciturn manner, backed out because bitterness eats the soul! hahaha, im here in a piece again.

Eh so many things happen lah, time flies man. When I was in austria last year, it was stated that eurocup was 158 days away. Now here already lah! sibeh fast. And due to me being the greedy pig that gobbles up food in a milimeter second, I had appendicitis and was admitted to the erm vienna hospital. (the nurses were cute though, ehehehe.)

still got what happen ar? I almost retained last year I think but I manage to save my ass.

so many things lah wtf, how to squeeze everything into a single pathetic entry?

the reason why I’ve not updated is because i’ve been suffering from pre-exam depression. Currently, I’m suffering from post-exam depression but don’t worry, there’ll be an update tonight.

Following the footsteps of stickgal, I have implanted Onion head’s eyes onto the Mrotaku cartoon. Since many people have been bugging me about why my cartoon doesn’t have eyes =.=

Drew this while I was watching the parade on tv. haha.

Why are there so many absentees during chinese new year/school founders day celebration etc. etc? Don’t know the answer? confused? Don’t be! Let us untie the knot in your heart!

On half-day celebrations……..

The very next day…….

Isn’t it convenient? hehe.