After searching high and lows,the search for a job has finally grind to a halt! I’m officially employed!

I’ll be working as a waiter at the Singapore’s oldest and most prestigious hotel. Guess which one. No prize for guessing correctly wtf.(If you’re interested to be my colleague, you can contact me and I’ll furnish you with the details on the job scoop, working hours, monetary rewards etc)

I dug up the history of Raffles hotel and found out that no Asians were permitted as hotel guests until the 1930s. Discrimination right.

Waiter is more or less a manual job, just tests your physical endurance, how long you can stand etc etc, doesn’t require you to use your blains unless some tricky customers come along then you’ll have to have fast reflexes.

F&B line is male-dominated so they’ll treat guys harsher. I can take it. 我是吃苦长大的。when managers brief, they’ll spout profanities and hurl vulgarities. I’m used to it. Teachers in school say fuck like they drink water.

So I’ll just prance around in my tuxedo hahaha.

Just finished training last week and the grooming requirements are quite strict but I guess I’ll comply with it. We were taught how to identify wine glasses, professional obligations, how to carry trays etc etc.

Erm I hope to broaden my perspectives about the working world and enrich my experiences, as if I so earnest wtf. I’m just here for the moolah. 5.50 per hour. 6 per hour after the first 60 hours.

And….I need to channel my energy into something if not my imagination will be left running wild if left at home. Dreams are just like fire, they smolder on until it consumes us completely. If you know what I mean.

I guess waiter is the best job that can be offered now for someone with no talents/qualifications/looks/charisma. I’m contented. But sometimes the china lady who is in charge of our schedules can get on my nerves. But that’s normal. You get shit in the working world. You need to train your tolerance. That’s all. No big fat hairy deal.

Ok, for those jobless souls out there I shall recommend some links for you to job hunt.

jobscentral students job section

just indicate what u’re looking for specifically by ticking the boxes.

Lots of jobs for students but if you’re waiting for o levels results like me don’t bother applying for internships. 不要打肿脸，充胖子。

You can try being a Cashiers/Retail Packers here but the job sounds tedious and boring

There’s also this data entry job that gives good pay but you have to travel to pulau bukom wtf. So ulu, later you can get raped/murdered/kidnapped. Better be safe than sorry.

Also got social escortwtf. The pay damn good leh 5 to 10k per month. But social escort need to escort to bed not huh.

They say you need to be open-minded, able to engage in stimulating conversations (more like sexual), and easygoing????!!!! able to adapt to customers changing needs haha! and scope of job includes Therapeutic massage services haha! sounds so erotic.

《海角七号》 是个牵动人心的温馨文艺小品。没有太多的特效，也没很商业化。很朴实，很诚恳。每个人物都很生动。 《海角七号》也是个国片奇迹。看了之后感触良深，也突然想念起了台湾。台湾算是我的第二个故乡，去过了十二次也不会腻因为亲戚都在那儿。从新闻上台湾看似动荡不安的社会，但却是个充满人情味的地方， 真让人流连忘返。

“每个人心里都有一封寄不出得情书，不管是寄到天涯还是……（海角七号）。”

信件寄去的地点不重要，拥有一个能让你思念牵挂的人已经是很可贵的了。故事从日本统治时代开始叙述，一个日本军因一时的懦弱而没勇气面对爱人，独自回日本，留爱人在台湾孤守到老。之后写了许多楚楚动人的信也没勇气寄出去,死后女儿才把它们寄出去，怎知那旧地址已不存在。怎知这信的到来迟了五十年。

人们常常幻想永恒，却又都在现实里狠狠受挫然后唾弃永恒，是多么可悲的一件事。

后来范逸臣和田中千绘想尽办法把信件归还给原来的主人因为那信件是治好思念的灵药。他们两也因而铺成了恋曲.

其他的人物背后也都有故事。林晓培是个坚强的单亲妈妈。 许多人都被残酷的现实践踏，磨光了心志。范逸臣虽然有才华却没有人赏识，只能得过且过。当年的那把吉他去了哪？天马行空呢? 自不过十个被埋没的才华。

后来与乡亲组了一个团，起初是乱糟糟。因为是一群没钱，没青春，没地位，美本领的人，只能向现实屈服但还是得不畏困难地追寻梦想。当他们成功地演唱完国境之南，感动。

最后一幕当老tomoko在码头眺望情人的最后一幕时眼泪纷纷落下，连见最后一面都这么牵强。苦等了五十年却只换来了七封信。遗憾。

My kacheek is 4th place in beauty contest of neopets only. sad. no trophies. no prize. no nothing.

guess who i lost to.

kua kua kua. very aesthetically appealing hor.

this is mine.

I deserve to lose seriously.

I’m going to embark on an arduous journey of jobhunting! It’s a journey of no return! It may be futile, futile it may be but a hero like me shall never be hindered by such trivial matters.

Ok, before I continue, if you want to view my password protected entry, please email me at mrotakublog@gmail.com or ask me from msn/call my homephone or sms me or call my handpone wtf. I think its one of the most hilarious entry I’ve written in my 3 years of blogging life, cause got no restrictions so I can curse using the most unorthodox words available without the fear of representing myself falsely muahahaha. I’ve finally utilised the functions of my wordpress!

Wordpress rawkzzzz, can have password protected post. brogger sucks. period.

So I have sent two applications for internships in the past few days and they all got rejected. bravo. excellent. wonderkool.

One is to sph cause I enquired from Alvin and he recommended me to. But I guess since I’m void of experience, have nil talents, nada qualifications and lack social skills, it’s understandable that they don’t wanna employ me.

Sigh, got one rjc guy told me that he can help me pull strings earlier but I rejected him because I was quite confident of my portfolio (articles published in two school publications, creative writing competition 2nd place, english composition marks okay okay, chinese compo everytime score quite high)

but I guess that was not enough. And how I know whether he got dubious intentions not huh. My mum told me not to trust strangers cause not everyone has heart made of gold ok. But now I’m waiting for him to come online, sigh.

I was kidding about that dubious intentions part ok. According to the mindsets of teachers, students who get A grades= morality also A++++++ so dont believe what I say.

So I think I should exploit him now, what say you? Ok, I’m kidding about the exploiting part too. Don’t take my words into heart. I’m the boy who cried wolf. I’m the pinnochio who has a long nose cause I lie like I eat rice.

Maybe I should stop applying for internship cause I lack qualifications/talents/looks/charisma and look for job in a mac and go flip burgers and meddle with frying grease.

But I say mac is a job that has high potential risks. Cause I may end up gobbling the food without self-control and the high cholesterol thingy may block my coronary arteries and pose severe threat to my health.

Ok, job hunting continues tomorrow. Now, I shall get a good nights sleep. bye.

kays, I cant seem to get myself to sleep. Any suggestions to hasten sleep other than counting sheep? k bye.

整理房间时，发现了今年写的文章，其中一篇文章自己很喜欢。

我想以后若迷恋别人，会不断地翻阅本文，并提醒自己不要那么轻易地坠入爱河。千万别为了芝麻绿豆小事分散了注意力。

如果此刻你为情所困，希望本文能给你带来一些启示。

这篇文章的格式是私函。

锦丰，

您好！ 别来无恙！最近耳闻你因被儿女私情纠缠上，变得精神恍惚，魂不守舍。你因而在课堂上都心不在焉，成绩也一落千丈。我只能说何处无芳草，何必单恋一只花！爱情有如一双鞋，它能带你到美丽的地方去，把一双使你伤痕累累的鞋子脱掉才能让你换上适合的那一双！

你跟她分手已有一段时间了吧。切忌拖泥带水，含冤受屈，依依不舍。 因为最终结局还不是如此！ 不如趁感情虚冷时各自上路，另寻心声，或许面前有更佳的风景呢！

你与她的恋情有如天雷勾动地火的模式，迅速而不扎实。凡事都应该按部就班因为激情而产生的爱情非常短暂。快熟面的营养价值永远比不上慢火熬成的粥。慢慢培养出来的感情，恒远常青，然而，偃苗助长式的爱情转瞬即枯，爱情这种东西本来就是无心插柳柳成荫的，不要太急于寻找，让时间培养爱的温床吧！

真正的爱情其实是一种祸福与共的长久承诺，而关心与尊重是两个重要的元素。强拗的瓜不甜，强求的爱情有太多勉强。千万不要因为一次的失败而自暴自弃。自要你继续活在这世上就会与各种人相会，总有一天会与你有着同样呼吸频率，思想与观念的女生交叉，然后时机已到便会终身厮守。好了，就给你写到这儿了，希望你能在各个领域上一帆风顺。我虔诚地祝福你。后会有期！

祝

生活愉快。

My parents plucked out the wireless connection!!!!! HOW COULD THEY. They always have the mindset that computer is the harbinger of doom sigh, why like that. It’s the holidays man, I should let my hair loose ya know.

But nevermind, 天下无难事，只怕有心人！

My wi-fi has tagged other people’s wireless shamelessly like a slut wtf. I hope my neighbours wont mind. They’re kind-hearted souls I know.

天助我也！！！hahahaha!

Anyway, Nodame Cantabile drew me in like a hook! It’s one of the best drama I’ve watched in the recent years!

The music is so soothing and tranquilising! I’ve noticed that as I grow up, my cup of tea has shifted from mainstream music to classical instrumental =)))

The plot is the same conceptual grid loh, desirable hero who displays snobbish indifference as a sign of repressed passion for the heroine. Lively and amiable heroine who eases the mind of the Hero.

The show is injected with a lot of humour too, it’s been quite some time my sides have been split from watching drama. hmmm.

Tamaki Hiroshi is hot too. Blessed with ravishing good looks and he’s artistically inclined in the show! There’s this aura of genteelness surrounding him. 气质派 The scenes in Vienna and Prague were so picturesque, brought back so many memories, ahhh.

What more can you want in a show?

Ueno Juri is so pure and vibrant.

Cute couple.

Question of the day:

Is it healthy to foster an imaginary relationship with a tv character? hmmm….

Let the candles ignite the brightest flame and guide our way

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I have enrolled my kacheek into the beauty contest and he’s shortlisted as one of the finalist!

Here’s the piece I’ve submitted!

Vote for him here if you like! Don’t vote if you don’t like!

Ah, today neopets has gone a milestone further.

Neopets turns nine!

• For the next week (15th to 22nd), game scores can be sent up to 5 times.
• Brain Tree rewards are increased by 25% for today!
• Increased chances for something good to happen at Coltzan’s Shrine today!
• Treasure of the Black Pawkeet is free today and 150NP for the rest of the month.
• The Wheel of Excitement is free today and half off on the 16th.
• The Swashbuckling Academy will be offering free training to pets today!
• Ticket sales at the Ticket Booth are increased!

Ahhh, today shall be a good day. Can play neopets without the nagging doubt that there’s still papers up ahead!

O levels have finally drew to an end. It has finished. 结束。終わった。Owarimashu! Finito!

O levels have become a history. 过去式.

We can finally heave a sigh of relief. I’m so happy I can jump with joy until I reach cloud nine!

During this one to two months or so, I have couped myself in my little cavern and mastered the skill of 与世隔绝ing, let’s just hope this is able to salvage the situation of not paying attention in school for 3 1/2 years.

I drank chicken essence everyday to boost my brain power and bathed in pomelo leaves everyday to rid back luck and and went to guanyinma.com and printed out amulets to burn and drink for good luck!

During the liberation of women, the girls burned their bras to express their joy. For the liberation of students, LETS BURN TEH BOOKS OK. I’m so fed up with bio and a maths. A maths can seriously go and die.

I think if I get 20 for my L1R5 nobuddy will make friends with me. huhu.

And I finished two days later than most people because I took bio and worse still, I didn’t even score for it ok! I got B3 for prelim 1 and D7 for prelim 2, that’s how bad it is.

Yesterday I have only slept for a grand total of two hours ( better a tired and prepared brain than a fresh and inadequately prepared brain) and I’ve managed to stay awake and keep my eyes wide opened while I attempted the questions. Cambridge has become less and less creative,about five of the mcqs were lifted from ten years series zzzz.

After o’s I hope I can clinch an internship at sph or else I’ll just rot and ferment at home or something.

During the o’s period, god and people have been rather good to me

Joyce was employed! to treat me to watch painted skin during times of stress

A certain sec 4 guy treated me to bubble tea two days straight after he saw me very sad after my A maths paper 2. huhu.

An uncle gave me free umbrella when I was trapped in Bright Hill drive while it was pouring….

Sister gave me a bunch of chocolates even though I like to call her fat.

And someone promised to treat me to a movie after my o’s and Im still waiting.

I think I should refrain from getting treats from strangers you know, some people have dubious intentions that we do not know of and I can land myself in sticky situations because of my gluttony…

Sigh, It’s time for me to 回馈社会。since everyone has been so nice.

I’m going to graduating ceremony soon and they asked us to trim our hair. OH REALLY I AM REALLY GOING TO DO THAT.

byebye.