(お宅,　御宅 otaku) is used as an honorific second-person pronoun. Normally used to describe an avid collector or enthusiast, esp. one who is obsessed anime, video games, or computer and rarely leaves home.Thy otaku lives in an idealistic world where tolkien’s diminutive hobbits and galliant knights that sweep ravishing ladies off their feet exists.

Thy loves to wake up in a bed of roses and sip on a cup of hot tea shortafter.Riding off into the sunset on my mighty white steed is a daily routine.

Draw inspiration’s from sappy and serendipitous love and pens them down shortly after. (thy has short-term memory and suffers from repercussions after an unfortunate incident.)

Contrary to popular beliefs, thy is very shy and will cringe into a lime whenever someone approaches.

Good-humored I am, splitting people’s sides am thy’s proffession. Tickle me shimbles! Quiver with mirth, rattle with glee you shall!

~Autobiography~ (dont believe me, let time reveal my true colors.)

Name: xiao hao. ( No, I’m not acting cute wtf. And im not a chinaboy working in the farm wtf.

Age: very, very tender.

School: Hogwarts. (haha, I’m deluded.)

Attitude towards life: To be unafraid of changes, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things and happy in small ways. (sound convincing, right?)

History of illness: Laziness, the most phenomenal and enigmatic acute syndrome the doctors have yet to found a cure for. Please notify me if you do have a remedy.

Personality types: awfully shy, hyper sensitive, super observant (like can notice pin drops), kaypoh, sentimental, good-humored(although not everyone understands me. sigh) and the list goes on

Goals: Retire early. (i’m hopeless.)

Fav food: practically everything. Except for shit.,

Fav movie: Hayao miyazaki’s film!!!!! All otakus must watch!!!!! ZOMGGG!!!!

Fav songs:Aiya i love everything except for techno music and marilyn manson. full stop.

Alright, I’m out of things to say already. There’s too much. It would take a 10000000000000words novel to convey my thoughts. arigato. xie xie ni. thank you very much. terima kasih!