49 days left to prelim 2.

Which means an average of 7 days for one subject. I’m feeling the stress already, sending a rippling sensation down my spine and forming goosebumps all over my body. (primary sch compo ehehehe.)

Seriously, all this suppressed emotion can really kill the biggest mammal alive called the elephant. Wait, it’s not the elephant is it? Whale right? ahaha, I’m a bio student.

Time is so tight. I wished a place called Narnia existed. Then I would wrap all my study materials, food and water in a bundle, scuttle my way through the wardrobe and land myself in the terrains of Narnia. Apparently, one visit to Narnia lasts longer than your corresponding period of absence from Earth. Which means, I can study for gazillion years in Narnia when I’ve only left Earth for a mere milimetersecond!

Sounds good right? Nah, better stop dreaming. I jolly well know fairytales are too good to be true.

Anyway, my mum’s incessant chanting is still ringing in my ears. The whole suaning thing is starting again. She kept on saying I’ll go normal acad during PSLE and now She keeps on saying I’ll go I.T.E or something. Oh, I love you mum. You totally boosted my confidence, upgraded my self-esteem like what a typical mum should do.

Ok, my sis just gallivanted to somewhere. So, I have decided to colonize the com! I have to make this chop chop ok, I can imagine her fuming with madness already…..

So this incident happened like a month ago? I think I’m a habitual liar lah, in fact I think everyone is or has been. Oh I’ll go to hell and burn in it I think. Unless I repent. Oh, the boy who cry wolf haha. I think if something really happen to me, everyone won’t believe anymore haha. Like if I get cancer or something. Oh and my nose will grow until as long as pinnochio to let birds land on it wtf.

(hmm, why am I such an avid believer of fables?)

Okay, so during the day of chinese o levels, I told everyone(almost) on my msn list that. I. *gasp* didn’t.*gasp* wake. *gasp*up. for*gasp*.my*gasp*.o*gasp*.levels.*gasp*

Some people gasped. Some people fainted. Some people became wide-eyed. Ok lah, they are stupid enough to believe me or they are in total oblivion.

Those who knew me well told me to fuck off (oh what polite friends I have.) I dunno why, I get a thrilling sensation when people fall for my trick, albeit a lousy one.

Well, this also tests one’s reaction to the environment! Whether their senses are sharp enough or not. Whether they can smell anything fishy or not.

Ok, so only 3/10 of the people didn’t fall for my trick. Cause they know I’m already in Higher Chinese. Cause they already know I got A1 last year and I’m being hiao bai hahaha.

It was amusing to see different reactions sprouting from different people growing up in different environments, being spoonfed with different informations and inculcated with different values.

I like nick’s reactions the most. He said:” nevermind lah, still can take at the end of the year right?” Bravo! Excellent! wonderful! Marvellous! He totally stood out from the crowd. Because most of the people went like “YOU DIE LAH!” or “zomg, HOW?” Walau, why everyone so cynical one. Can be more refined and composed not?

Why are there so many absentees during chinese new year/school founders day celebration etc. etc? Don’t know the answer? confused? Don’t be! Let us untie the knot in your heart!

On half-day celebrations……..

The very next day…….

Isn’t it convenient? hehe.